There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We are all done wearing pants today
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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