I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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