The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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