so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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