ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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