I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
