When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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