yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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