Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.