Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You've changed since you got that strap on
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.