can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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