I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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