well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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