People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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