you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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