i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
