You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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