I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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