sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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