if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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