i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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