i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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