yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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