And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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