she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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