New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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