Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It's just like the Real World with babies
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You coming home soon, man?
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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