Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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