Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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