I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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