your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize