So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm getting married
To pizza
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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