would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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