he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you win again, gameday.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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