New invention idea: vibrating tampons
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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