I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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