JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Its about making memories worth repressing
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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