He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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