He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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