Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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