Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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