you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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