Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Still dying that you shit outside
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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