this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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