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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience

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  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed

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• (207): View more from Maine

  He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...

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• (713): View more from Texas

  OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?

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• (714): View more from California

  When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.

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  It's called being normal.

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• (916): View more from California

  1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.

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  *roof

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?

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