My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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