can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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