He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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