im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
two words: eviction party
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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