we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
