just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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