Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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