Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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