I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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