Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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