I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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